I’ve been quietly singing this to myself all day.
🎶And now I’m a ~doctor~🎶
We all agree she deserves the Knives Out treatment where she get’s dozens of seasons with each season covering a new case right!?
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
I will reblog this on my deathbed.
Please let him science 🐧
i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me
get this an oscar
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
babe calm down it’s not even 10am yet
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading a book.
PEDRO PASCAL
Interviewed by Access Hollywood | SAG Awards 2024
Can he pls be cast in a romcom?!?!
A friend sent this to me. I’m fucking dying!!!! 😂💀🤣💀
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
TCOY Teaser
You know how when someone takes a hostage, the kidnapper gives “proof of life”?? This is proof that I am working on the next chapter of TCOY, I swear.
now leave me $1 million in an unmarked suitcase if you ever wanna it againLittle snippet below the ‘read more’ line! I love you all (and I’m sorry for being slower than molasses on a cold, winter morning).
as someone who is starting a new uni at 23 but is blending in perfectly with the 18-year-olds i’m curious and i need to ask
feel free to reblog and tell me in the tags what age do you get mistaken for, and do you find that to be a bad or a good thing :))